Chill.

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

jpgay:

sext: i would pip pip diddly do you

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xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

ctrayn:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

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lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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hate:

*sleeps all day yet is tired 24/7*